A Denny’s Haiku
I’ll have a burger
Hold the bun and burger meat
So just a salad
- Nick Fury: So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?
- Clint Barton: Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-
- Nick Fury: THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORIST IN OUR PROGRAM.
- *In the background*
- Agent 1: Yo, Hail Hydra, man.
- Agent 2: Hey! You too! :D