August 2010
Why do Russians like pho ?
markiedotmp3:
stevensgotbounce:
Because they’re SOVIET .
hahaha …
markie.mp3: 60 Things That Are Happening Right Now... →
1. Somebody is very proud of you. 2. Somebody is thinking of you. 3. Somebody is caring about you. 4. Somebody misses you. 5. Somebody wants to talk to you. 6. Somebody wants to be with you. 7. Somebody hopes you aren’t in trouble. 8. Somebody is thankful for the support you have provided. 9….
July 2010
BEST DIVORCE LETTER, EVER!
-daniellamarie:
jenikaspeaking:
crisdeguzman:
whassupgeli:
sixteenbay:
imsickwidit:
justlegitshit:
Dear wife: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw....
Recipe for Long Distance Relationships.
itsjerchiel:
samdood:
cupidity:
Take one boy from the East, And one girl from the West, Put them in a large bowl, But don’t let them touch yet. Add two computers with a dash of Instant Messenger, Two cell phones, And two webcams. Whisk together. Stir in a pinch of inside jokes, Three heaping cupfuls of laughter, And two hearts. Mix in 1/3 teaspoon of longing, 1/3 teaspoon of...
Go to Itunes, click on a song to play it, and...
gojamaicago:
saveaplaceformeinyourheart:
Oooh-Ahhh. Mesmerized.
itsjerchiel:
kristinconway:
Selena Gomez? LOLJK it’s photoshopped.
coz ive been seeing this alot… PHOTOSHOP!
Ugh, I kill all my pets.
fuckenbeastkenny:
nevershoutandy:
ayokiko:
janba-juice:
List of my pets that I killed:
dog - fed it expired food for like a month. LOL.
rabbit - I took it out its cage and hopped its ass to the streets and got ran over.
cat - ran away & never came back. ASSHOLE.
a dozen goldfish - I put them all in one tank and they fought&killed each other.
BIG FISH - grabbed it and took it...
Asian Parents.
Situation #1
Asian Parent: *YELLS*
Asian Kid: *responds calmly*
Asian Parent: WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK ?!
Situation #2
Asian Parent: *YELLS*
Asian Kid: *says nothing*
Asian Parent: WHY ARE YOU NOT RESPONDING TO ME ?!
____________________
this is EXACTLY what happens to me =_=
Wanna play a game? Its like this: You play around,...
gojamaicago:
BEST FUCKING THING TO DO ON A PLANE.
gojamaicago:
arthurweasley-:
1. Remove your laptop from a bag.
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully.
3. Turn it on.
4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching.
5. Connect to the Internet
6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the sky as if in a prayer.
7. Take a deep breath and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8....
