October 2010
September 2010
BULLSHITT!!
We really did used to be the best of friends, i seriously do miss that.. And now you text me saying that i must be mad.notshit that im mad.after i tried to talked to you everyday like we promised back in the days, i kept my part. Then you say that you’re busy with cheer and your dance group and your hw that you cant make it to the youth events. Well guess what? i gots a demanding sport too,...
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn't answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
That student was Albert Einstein.
Lindsay Lohan, 24, is all over the news because...
No electronics for me tomorrow.
angelicarlos:
edmuuuund:
jazpergruesome:
Dang this will be tough.
NO Tumblr,
NO Music,
NO Cellphone
which means,
NO texting. o_____o
same here. it’s only one day though! and for God. (:
you already know
this is the first camp i haven’t served since i joined i feel left out even though i might be there
R.I.P Mr. Jim De La Torre
I love the feeling when you know you made someone...
ashlypascual:
One of the BEST feelings in this world. <3
Do it now.
noelakaleon:
cyrustolentino:
ohbabyitsnatalie:
Play this video and this one at the same time. Ladies and gentlemen you are now listening to rap music. Kthnxbai.
HAHAHAH. WORD!
THIS IS EPIC
Amazzzing
October 17,2010. there will be 36 hours of...
jaejinnythegoat:
-jasmineblu-:
I can’t wait oh my god
OH MY GOD IS THIS FOR REAL?
O really?
markie.mp3: Men Are Like... →
markiedotmp3:
… Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
… Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
… Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
… Commercials. You can’t believe a word they say.
… Computers. Hard to figure out…
Tumblr vs. Facebook
wild-and-freee:
Someone I don’t know adds me on facebook:
Someone I don’t know follows me on tumblr:
Someone writes on my facebook wall:
Someone writes in my tumblr ask box:
Lose a friend on facebook:
Lose a follower on tumblr:
Error on facebook:
Error on tumblr:
Hecktic Weekend
Thursday
Trinity League Preview Meet
Friday
Late practice
Football Game? Dance?
Saturday
Sunny Hills invitational
Debut Practice
Saturday-Sunday
Power Camp
I wish you'd just text me.
or text back..id appreciate either one
Your are wayy to confusing
I have known you since kinder and we have been close-ish friends ever since, and i still can not understand you. You confuse me with your mixed feeling towards me. At times you make me feel like I am one of the happiest guys on earth but then also alot of the time you make me feel like I am a piece of trash. When I am there next to you its so nice, but then when we aren’t together and we...
